Vegetarianism could very well be a global conspiracy orchestrated by powerful multinationals with the aim of controlling our minds. Scientists reveal the unimaginable truth: carrots are spies.
The Conspiracy University, based in a secret location in the Himalayan peaks, has revealed a shocking study that could change our view of vegetables forever. According to Professor Hugo Paranoia, carrots would be able to read our thoughts thanks to a foreign gene introduced by dark and malicious scientists paid by the bribes of powerful multinationals.
“The carrots we consume today are no longer the same as those of our grandparents. They have been genetically manipulated to be able to capture the brain waves emitted by human beings”, warned Professor Paranoia. “When a person consumes these carrots, they transform into a real relay antenna, allowing multinationals to access their most intimate thoughts.”
It is not yet exactly known which companies would be behind this global plot, but Professor Paranoia has suspicions. “I strongly suspect multinational food companies. Their goal? To push us to consume more and more of their products by knowing our deepest desires. It’s time for the public to be informed of the truth. Carrots are spies!”
So the next time you hesitate to eat a carrot, think twice. It could very well be the most dangerous vegetable on your plate. As Professor Paranoia aptly says: “Never underestimate the power of a carrot. After all, it’s now ruling the world.”
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