Amidst the snowy mountains of Nepal, an exceptionally hairy individual asserts his kinship with the legendary Yeti.
Charles Hirsutus, a man hailing from Belgium, leads an extraordinary life. Living in the isolation of the Himalayan mountains, he claims to be the last living relative of the fearsome Yeti, avoiding civilization to preserve the glow of his heritage.
An adventurer since his tender childhood, Hirsutus recounts moving East after discovering his unusual hair growth. His extreme hairiness, which covers every inch of his body except for his palms and the soles of his feet, has sparked various speculations among the local inhabitants.
“At first, I was the laughing stock. Some called me the ‘Belgian Werewolf’,” he recounts, his face partially hidden by a thick, bushy beard. “But over time, I began to feel a powerful connection with these mountains. A connection that is almost… supernatural.”
According to what Hirsutus told our correspondent, he has had experiences that attest to his connection with the Yeti. “Once, I woke up in the middle of the night with an irresistible urge to howl at the moon. And you know what? That’s exactly what I did! And I heard howls in response! It was the Yeti, I’m sure of it.”
Despite these outlandish claims, the scientific community remains sceptical. “While Mr. Hirsutus is undeniably hairy, there is no evidence that he is related to the Yeti in any way,” states renowned zoologist, Dr. Jane Fuzz. “However,” she adds with a laugh, “he could certainly get a job in a circus troupe!”
Unshaken, Hirsutus remains determined to prove to the world that Yetis are real and that he is their last living descendant. When asked for proof, he responds with a mischievous smile: “Wait for the full moon to come. You will then see the real me.” We are all eagerly awaiting this, Mr. Hirsutus!
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