A pop-up funeral home sets up in the mall and slashes prices, to the great dismay of the living. Between macabre coupons and “Last Selfie”…
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Noon liquefies: the city wades through the hour Upon waking, time had run off the balconies in lukewarm sheets, leaving pearlescent puddles between the cobblestones.…
Since dawn, watches, alarm clocks, and parking meters have been ticking backwards, undoing coffees already drunk and typos. Poets delighted, commuters lost: the country is…
Morning panic: a 54-meter baguette leapt from an industrial oven before tearing through downtown at full crust. Bystanders, dumbfounded, describe a loaf “aware of its…
The metal contraption, christened “Caddie No. 17,” is racking up public appearances and turning heads with a “revolu-neat” traffic plan. Between checkout beeps and not-quite-straight…
According to our exclusive revelations, a clandestine network of household appliances regulates rain and sun with pulses of vibratory crumbs. Presumed objective: synchronize the perfect…
At daybreak, the city found time in a puddle, spread like copper jam over the polished cobblestones. Drawers sprouted in the sky, and crutches of…