Between endless lines and forms demanding proof of their own existence, users lose themselves in a very real theater of the absurd. Our report brings…
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An investigation that smells delightfully singed reveals the existence of a network of toast-making appliances tasked with causing delays, awkward coincidences, and orphaned socks. Their…
Subtitle: A celestial body in the throes of existential crisis. The Moon, tired of going round in circles, has expressed its wish to take a…
In a startling revelation, Dr. Crunch announced yesterday the discovery of a tribe of baguette-men living in a bakery in Paris. A discovery that shakes…
Lead: Consumers are stunned by a new conspiracy theory claiming that dinosaurs are not extinct, but are ruling the world through our vacuum cleaners. The…
The feline conspiracy secretly orchestrated to dominate the world unfolds under our noses. The feline lords are utilizing the internet as their number one weapon.…
Under the multicolored sky of the absurd, giraffes develop an unusual passion for clocks while stars fit themselves into canned goods. The universe donned a…