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At the beginning: Rats are no longer confined to sewers and our worst nightmares. The first rat of Wall Street is shaking the titans of finance!
Last Monday, Wall Street witnessed a completely absurd scenario: a rat named Scrat became the new kingpin of the stock market. Despite his tiny size and rodent manners, Scrat managed to execute more trades in a single day than any human trader.
Legend has it that it all started as a joke. A broker left his computer open and placed Scrat on the keyboard for a funny photo, unaware that he had left an online trading session open. To his astonishment, Scrat began frantically pressing the keys, buying and selling stocks at a frenetic pace. When the broker returned, he was stunned to discover that the little rodent had amassed a colossal fortune.
“I still can’t believe what happened,” said the broker, who wished to remain anonymous. “Scrat literally doubled my savings in just a few minutes. He’s the richest rat in the world!”
The news spread like wildfire across Wall Street, and Scrat quickly became a celebrity. It is said that several major companies are now eager to hire the rat to lead their trading operations.
Of course, all of this is absolutely absurd. Rats cannot be traders, and they certainly cannot accumulate fortunes by randomly pressing keys. But in an increasingly unpredictable world, who knows what might be possible?
“Who would have thought we’d ever see a rat on Wall Street?” the broker remarked. “Maybe Scrat is just the beginning. Perhaps soon, we’ll see an entire army of trading rats. That would certainly be a sight to behold.”
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