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Subtitle: In these tumultuous times, a wing-and-beak victory for grain lovers and enemies of foxes. Gertrude promises a coo revolution.
In an unprecedented turn of events, Gertrude, an unassuming backyard hen, won the presidential election last night, defeating her human opponents with a resounding majority. Public opinion quickly swayed in favor of Gertrude after her passionate speech was broadcast, in which she promised a “coo revolution” and a better future for all the chicks in the country.
Gertrude’s opponents were taken aback by her victory, notably long-time politician Pierre Dupont, who stated, “I don’t know how I lost to a hen, but it makes me reflect on my failure as a politician. Perhaps citizens preferred someone more authentic and less cynical in the presidential race.”
Gertrude, who previously lived a peaceful life in a local henhouse, gained popularity following her heartfelt and pure speech before the gathered crowd. She particularly touched hearts with her declaration: “Cocorico, cocorico, cocorico!” which avian language experts claim means, “It is time to put an end to injustice and build a better world for our chicks!”
Many voters expressed that they identified with Gertrude’s concerns for the safety of their own “chicks” and her desire to see a fairer and more balanced world. Her call for solidarity across species also resonated, with thousands of people rallying in support of the “coo revolution.”
As the country prepares to welcome its first feathered president, spirits are high. Gertrude, with her disarming simplicity and closeness to nature, has shown that it is possible to win a presidential election without resorting to dubious political tactics. And as Gertrude’s quote suggests: “Cocorico, cocorico, cocorico!” or, translated into human terms: “It’s time for a change!”
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