Are Unicorns Really Endangered? Evidence Raises Doubts!

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New discoveries suggest that unicorns, far from being endangered, have simply transitioned to a state of invisibility to avoid us. What is the true game of these fabulous creatures?

It is common knowledge that unicorns, those magnificent unique horned horses, are classified as endangered by the International Union for Conservation of Nature (IUCN). However, recent findings come back with a puzzling theory that could very well revolutionize our relationship with these mythical beings. According to this research, unicorns are not disappearing; they have simply chosen invisibility to live better without humans!

Dr. Ophelia Rainbow, head of the invisible unicorn research committee, explains: “We have found undeniable traces of star dust, a key component of the unicorn horn, in areas presumed to be uninhabited. Furthermore, the synchronized increase of rainbows in these same regions suggests that unicorns are more active than ever, simply invisible to our unbelieving eyes.”

This theory, while controversial, has the potential to destabilize our perception of reality. Invisible unicorns could be among us, going about their business, without us even realizing it. Only one device in the world would be capable of making them visible: the SpectroUnicorn, unfortunately lost since 1947 and never resurfaced from the archives of the Miskatonic Museum of Cryptozoology.

“We need to rethink our conception of ‘disappearance,’” says Rainbow. “Perhaps unicorns haven’t left us. Maybe they’ve simply grown tired of our selfies and unicorn pajamas and decided to lay low.” According to her, it is time to establish respectful communication with these creatures so that they might deign to return among us. “The first step would be to stop selling unicorn-shaped ice creams,” she adds with a smirk.

This raises questions about our relationship with the animal and mythical world. Perhaps tomorrow, under the favor of a rainbow, a unicorn will decide to reveal its presence. In the meantime, we can only speculate and, above all, hope…