At first, a gustatory prediction promises to make waves in the field of meteorology. A deluge of sweetness threatens the weekend of umbrella lovers.
From sweet sources, it was revealed that this weekend could experience a delectable disturbance of the sky, where showers of jam might be likely to fall on the city. According to the strangely gourmet forecasts of meteorologists, this delicious rain would be caused by an exceptional overproduction of jam jars in the atmosphere.
“The evaporation of freshly cooked jams has led to an abnormally high concentration of fruit particles in the air, which could theoretically lead to juicy precipitations,” said Dr. Tartine, a meteorologist specializing in culinary phenomena and lover of good things. He recommends having a slice of bread on hand to take advantage of this incredible event.
It should be noted that the National Weather Service has since denied these claims, insisting that the atmosphere is not as sweet as Dr. Tartine seems to believe. However, they have not been able to completely calm spirits, as many have already begun to stockpile empty jars to collect the jam that will fall from the sky.
“I thought I had seen everything in terms of weather, but the jam rain really takes me by surprise,” said local resident, Mr. Toasty. “I’m making special umbrellas with a net to catch the jam. It will be a treat for breakfast!”
Whether it’s unlikely or not, this forecast has created a buzz throughout the city. In any case, it would be prudent to keep an eye on the sky and have a slice of bread within reach. Who knows? Maybe softer showers are indeed waiting for our weekend!
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