In a mysterious move reshuffling the decks of the economic game, the local government has decided to send goats dressed in tutus to every household in the country.
The plan, as bizarre as it may seem, appears to make sense to the government. The idea is that the country’s residents replace the minimum wage with a goat in a tutu. In this astonishing plan, each household would be equipped with a tutu-clad goat to perform all household chores. The government thus hopes to stimulate the national economy by reducing labor costs.
“Our economic experts have shown that labor costs are one of the main brakes on economic growth. With these tutu-clad goats, we hope to reduce these costs and stimulate our economy,” said the Minister of Commerce, Finance, and Tutu-clad Goats, Mr. Jambon de Bayonne, in a strange televised speech.
In response to national and international confusion about this plan, Mr. de Bayonne said: “I know it sounds strange, but sometimes we have to make bold and unconventional decisions to move our country forward. Who knows? Tutu-clad goats might be the key to our economic success!”
Despite the strangeness of the plan, the idea has been hailed by a handful of visionary citizens. One of them, Gaspard Dugenou, an average citizen of the country, said, “It’s certainly strange, but at least we won’t have to worry about household chores anymore. And if it can save our economy, I’m willing to give a tutu-clad goat a chance.”
Only the future will tell us if this bold plan will bear fruit or if the country will forever be known as “The nation of the tutu-clad goats”.
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