*A recent study reveals an unexpected link between the unicorn population and the skyrocketing of real estate prices. An outlandish investigation into a surreal conspiracy theory.*
For years, the surge in real estate prices has been a concern for many. However, the recent “Study on the Impact of the Unicorn Population on the Real Estate Market” conducted by Dr. Jolly Jester, reveals an unexpected culprit: unicorns.
According to Dr. Jester, unicorns subtly manipulate the real estate market to become secret owners of numerous properties worldwide. This would explain, in his view, the relentless rise in real estate prices, to the point that many humans struggle to pay their rent or buy their first home.
“Unicorns have never been so numerous, and their thirst for real estate acquisition has never been so strong,” says Dr. Jester. “They subtly control the market, influencing prices and making life difficult for us mere mortals.”
Despite the lack of concrete evidence, Dr. Jester relies on cryptic predictive models and calculations based on algorithms that, according to him, leave no room for doubt. “Just look at the numbers and the astonishing coincidences. Unicorns are at the helm of a massive real estate operation, and we simply struggle to see the truth,” he says.
Finally, Dr. Jester left us with an apocalyptic quote of his own creation: “If we do not take measures to limit the influence of unicorns in the real estate market, we risk becoming homeless in our own world. This is unprecedented, unicorns are the new sharks of real estate.”
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