Beginning: In an unprecedented move, the City Hall of Moo-Moo-Town has recruited cows as national strategy consultants, sparking a national beef.
The unusual decision of the City Hall of Moo-Moo-Town, a small bucolic community, has struck like a thunderbolt in the political world. Following a vote at a city council meeting, the decision was made to hire a herd of local cows as strategic consultants as part of an “innovative animal representation program.”
“We firmly believe that cows have a unique perspective to offer,” said Mr. Jacques Henri, the Mayor of Moo-Moo-Town. “Their grazing movements cover the entirety of the municipal territory and perhaps their observations can lead to potential improvements in our urbanization. Besides, they are very calm and never cause scandals.”
Although this initiative has been mocked by the majority, it has aroused keen curiosity among animal rights advocates. According to them, this could be a step towards recognizing animals’ cognitive abilities.
A fake quote, attributed to an anonymous member of the city council, is spreading throughout the locality: “They can’t do worse than some of our current political leaders. At least, they don’t promise anything they can’t deliver.”
No training has been planned for these new bovine recruits, because, according to the Mayor, “they already have extensive field experience.” However, the local administration is trying to set up an effective communication system with the cows. The municipal budget will be readjusted to include additional hay rations and rest areas for the bovine consultants.
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