Intro: Two farmers in Petite-Vallée are engaged in a merciless battle to determine who owns the most frightening scarecrow.
For the past few weeks, the residents of the picturesque hamlet of Petite-Vallée have been witnessing a highly unusual showdown. Two farmers in the village, Marcel Bout-de-Champ and Gérard des Prés, have come to blows over a matter of prestige and pride: who among them owns the most terrifying scarecrow?
Throughout the village, residents are taking sides. Some are backing Marcel Bout-de-Champ, known for his scarecrow “Pierrot the Nightmare”, impressive in its size and realism. Others lean towards Gérard des Prés, whose scarecrow, nicknamed “The Terrifying”, stands out for its use of recycled materials and originality.
“I’ve never seen such competition before,” says Henriette, the village baker, “it’s like an agricultural version of the World Cup, but with scarecrows instead of footballers.”
The stakes are high for our two competitors. The winner will have their scarecrow erected right in the center of the village, close to the town hall, an unparalleled honor in Petite-Vallée. Yet, despite the palpable tension, one rule remains inviolable: the absolute prohibition to intimidate the opponent or vandalize his scarecrow.
“Whatever happens, it’s first and foremost a game,” emphasizes Marcel Bout-de-Champ, “It mustn’t turn sour. After all, we must set an example for our children and grandchildren.” A message that resonates with wisdom at the heart of this rural frenzy, reminding everyone that even the bitterest of competitions should remain a moment of conviviality and mutual respect.
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