Intro: Duck farmers across the country are in turmoil. Their fowls are rebelling and announcing their desire to run for the country’s highest office.
In a bizarre, unbelievable but perfectly serious claim, the Community of Revolutionary Sapiens Ducks (CRSD) has announced its intention to participate in the next presidential election. In a feathered press release sent to the country’s main media outlets, the representatives of the CRSD state their intention to “replace the politicians’ clamor with the gentle quacking of democracy”.
According to the spokesperson for the CRSD, an eloquent gander named Daffy: “We are tired of seeing our feathered companions used simply as consumer goods. We want to have a say in our future, and what better way than to take control of the government?”. The well-educated duck clearly expresses the general dissatisfaction among his peers, who feel a lack of representation within the government.
After the initial shock, citizens are now questioning the legitimacy of this unusual candidacy. Political analysts were quick to clarify that the constitution does not specify that the president must be a human, thus leaving the door open for a possible feathered presidency.
In a fabricated quote, a government official allegedly stated: “We are aware of this unusual request and we are seriously considering it. After all, don’t we say that anyone can become president?”. Meanwhile, the population is eagerly awaiting the emergence of this new political party that could well bring a new definition to the word “quacktivism”.
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