They have finally been unmasked! A group of skilled researchers may have found the origin of the inexplicable disappearance of our socks in the washing machine.
The phenomenon would be explained by the active presence of a cosmopolitan confederation of mystical healing gnomes. Indeed, upon closer inspection, our scientists have discovered that our socks are used as raw material for complex healing rituals. It would not be a coincidence if only one sock out of two disappears, as symmetry would be an essential condition for the success of these rituals.
“We are flabbergasted,” declares Dr. Leatherman, leader of this research team. “We thought of everything, but gnomes. It’s an absolutely unpredictable turn in the investigation.” Our eminent researcher added: “It seems that the propensity of certain people to lose more socks than others would be due to their negativity rate – socks would be an excellent absorber of negative energies. The gnomes would come to collect them to transform them into positive energies.”
These gnomes, known under the acronym C.G.M.H.G (Cosmopolitan Confederation of Mystical Healing Gnomes), act discretely, avoiding detection by our technological means. They would have developed advanced technology allowing them to teleport instantly, thus explaining their discretion.
According to Dr. Leatherman, “This is an incredible revelation that could revolutionize our way of seeing the world. But we still need more time to unravel the truth from the falsehood in all this. In the meantime, don’t forget to thank the next sock that disappears in your washing machine, it could well be about to save a life.”
We have been warned: let’s not hesitate to offer our socks to these gnomes. After all, who wouldn’t be ready to sacrifice a sock for a little more positivity in the world?
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