Non-fatal pigeon droppings, rebellious toothbrushes: for his hundredth birthday, our local elder once again evades death! In the small town of Barking Dog, Ernest, our…
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At first, a hoofbeat is heard. Unicorns, demonstrating for the right to vote, peacefully overrun the city center. Not seen since the great dragon gathering…
Lead: An astonishing phenomenon baffles the scientific community. Objects seem to be defying the law of gravity, simply refusing to fall. The world is in…
Here’s news that’s gone sour for carrots! A zombie epidemic has decided to graze rather than bite. An unlikely epidemic surprised the inhabitants of Fauxville-en-Sarthe…
Headline: An unprecedented and sensational migration! Paris loses its Iron Lady to the sun of Andalusia. The phenomenon is unparalleled and utterly absurd. Yes, you…
In the beginning, a single filament of truth: socks have a secret life. A daily existence far from our feet, far from our perception. It…
A serious scandal is shaking the peaceful village of Trézilide. The popular dairy cow Marguerite has ostentatiously abandoned her traditional grass for the one on…