Loyalty cards, neon in absolute black, and checkouts that beep like electrocardiograms: the end has found its own endcap corner. In the window, “flash-sale” coffins…
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Between endless lines and forms demanding proof of their own existence, users lose themselves in a very real theater of the absurd. Our report brings…
Subtitle: A celestial body in the throes of existential crisis. The Moon, tired of going round in circles, has expressed its wish to take a…
In a startling revelation, Dr. Crunch announced yesterday the discovery of a tribe of baguette-men living in a bakery in Paris. A discovery that shakes…
Introductory lines: Residents of the small village of Saint-Péterslee are in turmoil as a dispute rages over Désiré Lefèvre’s collection of plastic bags. The retired…
At the forefront of absurdity, an unsuspected revolt is stirring in the washing machines of the world. The missing socks are demanding their independence. In…
From the Stone Age to the digital era, the saga of portable dinosaurs continues to shake the mobile technology industry. The PterodacPhone, the latest communication…