“Scandal in the scientific circle: Martin Magneto, a retiree from Florida, shakes the scientific community with his incredible magnetic skills. Is this the end of the Newtonian era?”
Gravity laws have always been the preferred weapon of apples to assault physicists in need of a nap. But it appears history might be on the verge of being rewritten. Martin Magneto, a peaceful retiree from Florida, turns out to be a stunning exception to the rule.
Far from any flashy demonstration, it’s with simplicity and humility that our man with magnetic hands stops the fall of metallic objects in mid-air, generating fascination and amazement in his wake. “I’m not doing anything special. It’s only when I wanted to open a beer and the cap stuck to my hand that I realized my power,” explains Martin with a mischievous smile.
Specialists from around the world are in turmoil. “It’s revolutionary! If Martin’s hands can defy gravity, then the world of science must brace itself for an unprecedented upheaval!” exclaims Dr. Juan Quantum, a renowned Colombian physicist, with palpable enthusiasm.
The quote of the week undoubtedly goes to Mrs. Magneto, the gravitational retiree’s wife. With a touch of humor and a loving gaze, she states: “I don’t know why you’re making such a fuss, at home he can’t even prevent his socks from falling to the floor.” To be continued…
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