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At the beginning: In an unprecedented event, the Senate was invaded by a horde of giant kiwis: a spectacular maneuver by environmentalists to highlight their cause.
It all started on a quiet morning at the Luxembourg Palace. As senators began to settle in and discuss the day’s topics, clusters of mutant kiwis, standing one and a half meters tall, burst into the chamber, creating a shockwave among the participants.
Senator Jean-Claude Vraisemblable, caught off guard mid-speech, was later found, safe and sound, in a tree in the Luxembourg garden, trying to evade the assertive fruits. “I’ve never seen so much vitamin C at once. It was fun, in a way, but I had to slip out of the room to avoid having a kiwi fall on my head,” he told the press.
The operation was claimed by a group of radical environmentalists, The Greens, who explained that they wanted to raise awareness in the Senate and among the public about ecological issues in a humorous way. Their spokesperson, Ecolo Bidule, justified the action by stating: “People respond more to the absurd and the spectacle than to long speeches. Our mutant kiwis are a symbol of nature in flux and the disastrous consequences of climate change.”
In an atmosphere oscillating between disbelief and widespread amusement, the Senate’s day was disrupted, but it allowed for a very original spotlight on the urgent problem of the ecological cause. It remains unclear whether these mutant kiwis are edible and, more importantly, if they are labeled organic.
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