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An unprecedented and utterly surreal situation occurred in the town of Slitherstown: a snake joined a local basketball team.
The unusual decided to settle in Slitherstown, where a royal python became the new star of the town’s basketball team.
Last week, during a routine practice, the members of the Slitherstown basketball team had an unexpected guest. A royal python, named Hiss, decided to showcase his skills on the court. To everyone’s surprise, Hiss turned out to be an exceptional player, able to dribble impressively and shoot the ball into the basket with astonishing accuracy.
“Well, we were shocked at first,” said Bobby Scales, the team captain. “But Hiss really has talent. His shot is incredible. It’s like he’s been playing his whole life.” The players quickly welcomed the new athlete to the team, and the fans of Slitherstown did the same.
Despite numerous obstacles, including the fact that Hiss doesn’t wear sneakers and struggles to understand the rules of the game, his outstanding ability to score points impressed everyone. The coach stated, “I’ve never seen such a prodigy. He’s a true Michael Jordan of snakes.”
A spokesperson for the team even made a humorous statement, announcing, “We think we’ve found the next LeBron James. Okay, he’s a bit longer and slipperier, but his game is just as incredible.”
This story, which seems straight out of a cartoon, has gone viral on the internet and even attracted the attention of some animal welfare organizations that congratulated the club for its diversity and openness. One thing is for sure, Slitherstown and its basketball team will never be the same after the arrival of Hiss.
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