At first, it was thought to be a prank, but the news turned out to be true: a group of beavers has invaded Wall Street and is breaking records in the world of finance.
Early this morning, the usual hustle and bustle of Wall Street was disrupted by a most unusual scene. A group of determined and apparently well-organized beavers stormed the trading floor. Armed with calculators and stock charts, they quickly took over the screens, leaving human traders agape.
“I’ve never seen anything like it,” said John Broker, an experienced trader. “They were incredibly focused and seemed to understand market fluctuations better than anyone else. When I tried to reclaim my screen, one of them growled at me and continued to establish financial models!”
The number of transactions made by these surprising beavers quickly shattered all records. Even their buying and selling strategy seemed to defy all human logic, with many previously undervalued stocks experiencing a sudden resurgence thanks to their maneuvers.
“The fact is, these beavers are great at building dams, but who would have thought they’d also be whizzes on the stock market?” said a flabbergasted Linda Analyst, a renowned financial analyst. “I think we all need to rethink our approach and accept that beavers might be the new kings of Wall Street.”
As the trading day drew to a close, the beavers appeared to have made more successful transactions than any other group of traders. One beaver in particular, apparently the leader, was seen nibbling on a cigar and sipping a cocktail while observing the latest stock market movements on his screen.
“I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I heard from the HR manager who wants to hire them,” said a Wall Street employee who wished to remain anonymous. “He said that if the beavers keep this up, we could all be replaced.”
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