Queue at dawn: a funeral-home chain launches the first 24/7 drive-through to “travel light” without emptying the wallet. Touchscreen kiosks, “2 urns for 1” promos…
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In the maze of Kafkaesque procedures, every door requires the key handed over behind the next door. At the end of the hallway, a sign…
This piece recounts the day’s most stationary chase: a title that refuses to be a title and an article that pretends to know where it’s…
At 8:02 a.m., a comma as tall as a bus came to rest in the middle of the avenue, cutting the morning sentence mid-stride. Our…
In a city where even the end comes with add-on fees, Poplar Cemetery is unveiling a points card for regulars of the irrevocable. Official promise:…
The new era of simplification promised a smooth path for all users. Result of the day: a circular labyrinth where every exit is marked by…
A pop-up funeral home sets up in the mall and slashes prices, to the great dismay of the living. Between macabre coupons and “Last Selfie”…