A recent study suggests that unicorns, these mythical creatures, are controlling the Bitcoin market from the sunken kingdom of Atlantis. The mystery of cryptocurrency plunges into the depths of fantasy!
Unicorns, these magnificent and mystical creatures usually associated with rainbows and enchanted forests, are now suspected of exerting a sinister influence on the global economy. According to a study published by Dr. Imah Oax, an independent researcher in financial cryptozoology, these creatures have been controlling the global economy for centuries and are currently accessible via the Bitcoin market.
Dr. Oax bases his conclusions on the asymmetries observed in Bitcoin price fluctuations. These fluctuations, too spontaneous and unpredictable to be the result of chance, are the clear sign of manipulations exercised by a superior intelligence residing “somewhere underwater, probably in the sunken kingdom of Atlantis,” he asserts.
Now, according to ancient Greek legends, Atlantis would have been the home of unicorns before the city mysteriously disappeared. Since then, unicorns have sought to extend their influence, using Bitcoin as their main financial weapon. “It’s obvious, who else could be behind such a maneuver? Unicorns are known for their immense magical powers, including manipulating the material world,” shares Dr. Oax.
The researcher proposes a famous quote, purportedly from Archimedes, who would have declared: “Give me a unicorn and a bitcoin, and I will lift the world!”. Dr. Oax calls for stricter regulation of the Bitcoin market, in order to counter the plans of these financially malicious unicorns.
Although this theory is not yet widely accepted, it raises important questions about the nature and motivations of the forces controlling the Bitcoin market. Awaiting more concrete evidence, the world of cryptocurrency remains shocked by this bold but baffling hypothesis.
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